Yes, you read that correctly, Make Kids Eat Vegetables, is this month’s blog post title. We skipped March’s update do to Russian aggression and the world’s attention this needed. We have of course follow the Ukraine situation with great concern as we have eyes on the ground in Kyiv sending updates as missiles fly over their heads.
Before we get rolling, a few good words to learn in Ukrainian:
“Слава Україні” pronounced Slava Ukrayini (Glory to Ukraine).
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am a Cook AND I make kids eat vegetables
Fun Fact to start- next time your in a grocery store and look at a bottle of Stubb’s BBQ sauce from Austin, Texas. See what that fine gent has to say about himself in small print. Yes, you have been sent on a flavorful mission to discover backyard summer cookin’ ideas. Oh yeah, I used to work there before Austin became ultra-hip.
OK this is how I “make kids eat vegetable”, I use my secret sauce-a-roo. For those who prefer educational videos, if I get wired on coffee today maybe I will a YouTube video. In a microwaveable mug squish in 4 slices of your favorite processed American cheese, pour in 3 or 4 tablespoons of your favorite ranch dressing, and slap a small slab of butter on top. Microwave 1 minute at a time till hot, gooey, and melted and then stir and pour over what ever veggies you want the kids to eat that meal. In my opinion it works great on cauliflower, broccoli, and brussel sprouts- the Holy Trinity of things kids spit out.
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Busy Little Beaver
Since becoming a full-time care giver , I cannot pickup arms and travel to oppose barbarism on the battlefield. However my energy has been focused on a new line of shirts. Available from our website shop (free shipping) or worldwide on Amazon (links on this site’s individual product pages). Слава Україні!
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Please get started on your Victory Gardens soon. Save your money, planet, and soul.
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